My friends ask me why I need this damn car. It’s expensive, but it’s outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but it’s parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I don’t like it either! But what I do know is that it’s the kind of car […]
I’ll admit, at first I thought the whole thing was a joke. But my boss firmly assured me that even a couple hundred bucks was a big deal. I had been looking for this girl for about three weeks. I spent ten times what she owed in search and incidentals. What’s more, I paid off […]
Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one: I’m always welcome, even if I don’t know it. Rule two: the party happens where I am, even if it’s the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three: everyone stays in their spots until I cum. This is especially true of my next […]
In a bid to spice up their marriage, a couple meticulously plans a swinging encounter with another couple. Excitement turns to dismay when a manipulative stranger, posing as part of the duo, infiltrates their home. Unaware of the ruse, one spouse eagerly welcomes the deceitful individual while the other grows increasingly suspicious. As the night […]
Too rich people often act like they are allowed everything. The problem is that sometimes rich people really can allow themselves everything. If only because they have worked really hard to become rich, which means they know a lot and know how to do a lot. Such was the case with the hero of this […]
